A Mental Mess of British Headlines

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    Food - METRO NEWS Mum spots face of Elvis in pot of McDonald's ketchup
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    Product - NorthWales Live NEWS IN YOUR AREA WHAT'S ON ANGLESEY GWYNEDD NEWS Woman spent days in hospital after dog pooed on her face while she slept
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    Food - = Mail Online News Share Q 282 shares Chicken Tory Masala! Shocked curry fan spots the face of former Prime Minister Boris Johnson in his korma...
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    Food - METRO NEWS Dad said he 'needs therapy' after paying £54 for fish and chips in London |||
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    Plant - = HullLive NEWS SPORT WHAT'S ON IN YOUR AREA NEWSLETTERS NEWS Woodland beauty spot haunted by ghost that tells people to f*** off
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    Bird - Yorkshire Live HUDDERSFIELD SOUTH YORKS WEST YORKS IN YOUR AREA NEWS 'Pure evil' black bird named Derek terrorising Yorkshire village and attacking children
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    Human - Brighton restaurant bans diners for eating too much By Bill Gardner GOB Brighton restaurant bans diners for eating too much
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    Building - E Mail Online News a % Police force is 'running out of vegan meals' because they arrested so many Just Stop Oil protesters JUST JUST STOPOIL STOPO JUST STOP OIL
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    Water - = BristolLive NEWS IN YOUR AREA WHAT'S ON CITY ROVERS BEARS Man baptised in flooded roundabout underpass
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    Product - sky news Home > Offbeat Greggs 'sorry' for replacing Jesus with sausage roll in Christmas advert The Greggs ad showing three wise men worshipping a sausage roll
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    Rectangle - DAILY = STAR Royal Mail strikes leaves kinky sex-starved Brits dildo-less at Christmas EXCLUSIVE: The owner of sex toy company GetFruityCo.com has warned that kinky Brits wanting sex toys for Christmas will have to find other ways of having a merry time due to the post strikes
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    Motor vehicle - DAILY = STAR NEWS FOOTBALL SHOWBIZ LIFE & STYLE TV IN YOUR A Shock new drug craze of 'sniffing WHEELIE BINS' in Manchester sparks police warning
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    Plant - Express & Star Residents throw eggs at penis- headed statue of Putin erected in Bell End Haf FREE EGGS YEAR BELL END
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    Font - Daily Record NEWS POLITICS FOOTBALL SPORT TV & CELEBS LIFE & NEWS Baffled cops find car thief hiding in teddy bear after noticing it 'breathing' 10 IO
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    Product - The Telegraph Log in See all News ||| = News Sport Business Opinion Ukraine N Boris Johnson regarded as 'most competent' prime minister of 2022, poll reveals D
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    Font - BBC NEWS Home UK World Business Politics Man played loud tape of neighbour's barking dog A man who recorded his neighbour's dog barking and played it back to her at full volume during the early hours has been given a two-year restraining order.
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    Plant - = WalesOnline NEWS RUGBY FOOTBALL IN YOUR AREA WHAT'S ON SW 'I paid for a £1,200 Apple laptop and Amazon sent me two boxes of Pedigree Chum' MIXED SELECTION -JELLY RICH Mak Pedigree 1.3 SMILBLAN
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    Dog - Daily Mail MORE STORIES Q 'Beast of Hackney Marshes' is revealed to be huge Newfoundland dog owned by drummer from 90s band Kula Shaker By Chris Parsons 16:20 24 May 2012, updated 08:48 25 May 2012
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    Food - E StokeonTrentLive NEWS IN YOUR AREA SPORT WHAT'S ON STO Man who ate 124 kebabs in a month says it left him 'physically and psychologically' damaged MANCHES

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